None of these photos were actually taken in Dortmund, as I can’t find my photies from that trip (other than a couple taken with my phone) – but the rasping hose have been favourites ever since. Here they are in Chisinau.

European Championship Qualifier vs Germany

Narrowly beaten 2-1 by a bunch of f&%$ing diving cheats. 100% attendance record from KELTA. Nice one. Canned vegetables and a fried egg for Pizza Hun, substantial pizza followed by sausages (I can eat three) for Russell Junior.Tour drink: Bismarck – it’ll make your wee baldy veggie mate go a bit doo-lally.