Unbelievably, our last trip to Cardiff hasn’t put some of us off returning next month for another meaningless friendly. It’s a chance to overturn the humiliation of 2005, get the orange hose on again, and get some Brains Skull Attack down our necks.

Big Ben is making this his first away trip, along with Pizza Hun, the Iron Chancellor and Scooter Boy.

And lest anyone forget, what’s the best thing about Wales? Goldie Lookin’ Chain, of course.