Kirkcaldy Exiles London Tartan Army is an elite troop of Tartan Army foot soldiers formed in 2001 to promote international relations and consume vast quantities of dodgy foreign beer and pizzas. Who are we?

The Iron Chancellor (aka Bill Gilby)
The senior statesman and cultural attache for KELTA. Forever a civilising influence on the rest of the group.










Pizza Hun (aka Scott Gibson)
Likes nothing more than a plate of canned vegetables with a fried egg on top, washed down with a fine glass of Bismarck.










Sweetcorn (aka Simon MacFarlane)
Afficionado of innumerable varieties of cob-based vegetable. There are seven different varieties grown in Slovenia, you know.










The Plastic Chancellor (aka Niall Russell)
Single handedly (apparently, that’s how he does everything) bringing the average weight of KELTA down.










Scooter Boy (aka Alan Russell)
“I can eat three!”












The Wallace (aka Steve Wallace)
The instigator of the now infamous Brussels mohican craze in 2001.












Fannybaws (aka Graham Gilby)
The spirit of Andy Goram lives on in this one.












Wee Davey (aka Ross Gilby)
The only member of the Tartan Army hoping that the next Scotland strip is one of those skintight cycling top style monstrosities.